Being a confirmed bachelor, February doesn\u2019t affect me anymore. Gather your friends around you with some mulled wine and forget about cheesy heart-shaped chocolates and romantic dinners! If you are doing the Sober Month challenge, this article is not for you. We are here to talk about a hard and sensitive topic: the most unusual places to breakup with the not-so-beloved-one.<\/p>\n
In a library<\/strong> At Berri-UQAM station<\/strong> In a labyrinth<\/strong> On top of a ferris wheel<\/strong> In a Harry Potter themed bar<\/strong> Dear readers, never forget that there is no perfect way to leave someone. That being said, the best way is, what I like to call, the “Band-Aid method”. You need to rip it off as fast as possible. It might sting every time, but at least it gets the job done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 5 unusual locations for your break-up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[174],"tags":[],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n
\nWhether you\u2019re at the Biblioth\u00e8que nationale or at your local library, this is the perfect place to break up with your bookworm (soon to be ex) soulmate. Choose his or her favorite section to soften the blow. Since you are forbidden from talking and shouting in library, it is an ideal space for a drama-free breakup.<\/p>\n
\nBerri-UQAM metro station is Montreal\u2019s beating (and stinky) heart, the perfect backdrop to end a toxic and ugly relationship.
\n\u2018\u2019I\u2019m afraid this is where we must part ways. You are more of a Monk soul, but my heart lies at Mont-Royal.\u2019\u2019
\nBe careful not getting lost.<\/p>\n
\nWhether it is made of straw, snow or leftover Formula E, a labyrinth is a great place to ditch an unwanted partner from your life. Here are some tips off the top of my head :
\n1. Plan for a quick espace. If the person you are breaking up with is a Olympic runner, you might want to rethink your strategy.
\n2. Commit to mapping out the labyrinth. You\u2019ll need to scout the perimeter – I recommend a drone – ahead of time. Whatever you do, no mistakes are allowed if you want to avoid unwanted awkwardness.<\/p>\n
\nThis option is for the chatty ones. If you tend to lose yourself in Shakespearean monologues, this will be a great challenge for you. The second you feel the wheel begin its descent, lay out your arguments, reassure them and get out of there. Ready, set, go<\/em>.
\nIf you are the champion of awkward moments, avoid this option at all costs.<\/p>\n
\nHarry Potter fans, now is the moment to fully emerge yourself in your fantasy. Get your cape, wand and luggage ready, we are heading to the Platform 9 \u00be of celibacy. While drinking your Butterbeer<\/em>, confess that you are no longer under his or her Imperius<\/em> spell and that you feel more like you were hit by a Endoloris<\/em> curse. Explain that you must Accio<\/em> your freedom and that he or she needs to Evasnesco<\/em> from your life. At the risk of Stupefying<\/em> them, you\u2019ll finally see the Lumos<\/em> at the end of the tunnel. Everything will be alright, that\u2019s my Unbreakable Vow<\/em> to you.<\/p>\n